The Art of HaPenis

I created the Art of HaPenis to encouage a diverse range of visual auditory performances, creating a…

Do DICKS really have a MILLION miniature pleasure zones?

Very gentle, extremely slow, going with intuition and flow, feel the pleasure rising. Slower than ever.…

Scientist Discover the Perfect Penis

A new study from the US on penis size allowed groups of women to select their…

I like my manhood massaged

Slowly, without anxiety or hurriedness. Sometimes playfully with happy energy. Sometimes very seriously with earnest. It…

Mindful Masturbation Men Only

Allow at least 30 uninterrupted minutes for this exercise. This will give you enough time to…

always served me faithfully

“When you got right down to it, my dick was the one organ that hadn’t presented…

Penis Envy The Documentary Reviewed

Penis Envy shows the extreme lengths some men will go to make their cock bigger.  At…

An Introduction to Your HaPenis

Which Part of Your Penis Gives You Most HaPenis The most I like is grabbing my…

World’s Biggest Penis Massage Survey

With more than 10,000 answers we would like to thank each and everyman who took part…

What Souls Do!

Souls love. That’s what souls do. Egos don’t, but souls do. Become a soul, look around,…

Just Bi/

Bisexual Blokes can Change Direction Just Bi/ Thinking. That pleases their heart and keeps their face…

Zen Zpanking

Zen Zpanking Wanking Technique from the A – Z of Hapenis This zappy technique works best…

Penis Size And Masculinity

A study has been released by researchers at Holland’s Utrecht University that suggests a man’s penis…

schlong dimensions

I hate being a grower not a shower. When erect my penis is huge, but when…

It’s Girth Not Length

It’s a fact that the average sized penis is approximately 6.5”- 7.0” long, so why do…

HaPenis Hero

Here at CUMM UK we just wanted to say, we wish we had said that, and…

a finger inside my cunt

My boyfriend and I lie beside each other. I take his soft cock in my hand…

Guaranteed Relationship Booster

“Here is a “relationship booster” that is guaranteed to work: Every time he says something stupid…

deliver a pizza…

I come to the door to deliver a pizza. He answers the door wearing a robe semi…

Cock M8

Men care more what their mates think of their cock than their partner. The University of Victoria…

52 healthy young males

According to Greek scientists, the length of a man’s index finger can accurately predict the length…