Old haPenis

The great thing about getting older is your HaPenis never stops growing. Ancient Chinese Philosophers (Taoists) believed that as you got older your penis length and thickness increased. Although the rest of the […]

is it safe to use a cock pump?

HI Seb, I just bought cock pump and just arrived yesterday. I bought the one for the beginner, my questions are:– is it safe to use cock pump?– will it damage the tissue and the […]

My Balls Massaged

I love to have my cock massaged lying on my back with my balls resting on my thighs. With your thumb and forefingers encircle my penis. Run your hand up and down the […]

15th Century Arabic Sex Manual

(CHAPTER 17) : Prescriptions for Increasing the Dimensions of Small Cocks and for Making Them Splendid. Know, O Vizir (God be good to you!), that this chapter, which treats of the size of […]

Healing Homosexuality

Most men have a deep-down instinct for male friendships. It’s true most men are “homosexual” in their social relationships. Beside, our base instincts tells us to “compare” to other men, especially in looks, […]

A Cox Box Transformation

A Cox Box transformation is a transformation of normal into a non-normal dependent. Non-Normal is an important assumption for many Joy and HaPenis techniques. If your “data” is normal, applying a Cox Box […]

87% Flaccid

I’m not a fan with how I look flaccid much prefer semi or full hard. I don’t know about other guys but hard is not always the same too. It depends on temperature, […]

Will You Stand Up For Masturbation?

Call 4 Entries : Artists, poets, musicians, comedians, dancer, rappers, writers, photographers and pornographers are invited to submit works for our online exhibition “Stand Up 4 Masturbation” on the 1st. of May, to […]

Naturally Straighten?

I am a 29 year old guy, searching to find out if there is anyway to naturally straighten a curved cock that works, I tried to post on your site but couldn’t. If you know […]

Me & My HaPenis

Me & My Penis – Artist Laura Dodsworth This is a response to photographer Laura Dodsworth’s Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all, see above.. It all looks a bit sad to […]

The Fragrance of HaPenis

Leave the familiar for a while.Let your senses and bodies stretch outLike a welcomed seasonOnto the meadows and shores and hills.Open up to the Roof.Make a new water-mark on your excitementAnd love.Like a […]

The Importance of Penis Visibility

Being clothes free in America you will no doubt face some challenge, legal and social. Fragments of perception passed down from the Colonialists have all but died. Today most people reject the label […]

the history of cockrings

The first documented use of cock rings occurred in ancient China. The ancient Chinese cock ring was made from the eyelid of goats with the eyelashes attached. The flexible eyelid was placed around […]

The Connotation

“It may interest you that, a day or so ago, attempting to discuss your ideas with regard to sex and religion, my eccentric friend, fixing his eyes rather fiercely upon me, growled abruptly: “Semen […]

Leonardo da Vinci Penis Quotes

A man who is ashamed to show or name the penis is wrong. Instead of being anxious to hide it, man ought to display it. The penis does not obey the order of its […]

Power, Respect & Pride

“Having a penis can be like having an illusory prize dangled in front of you. It symbolizes a historical birthright to power, respect and pride.” Grayson Perry, The Descent of Man

Accept Myself

Yes best decision I ever made. It’s taken me so long to accept myself, even though I have always known I was gay. My greatest joy has been giving into homosexuality and released […]

The Religion of HaPenis

“Be certain that in the religion of HaPenis there are no believers and unbelievers. HaPenis embraces all.”  Hari Shishna