Scientist Discover the Perfect Penis

A new study from the US on penis size allowed groups of women to select their ideal penis in various relationship contexts. It has been revealed that length and girth of the women’s dream penis falls very near the statistical average. The women involved in the survey were told to pick the penises that appealed most to them for a longterm relationship and for a one night stand. The women generally selected a penis around 6.3″ long and 4.8″ around for dating, and 6.4″ long, 5″ around for a one-nighter. Source

Commenting on the research London based Cockologist, Mr Cox said I can’t believe that people actually get paid to study this cockology. It’s very interesting that women choose a bigger penis for casual sex.  Anyway we are much better here in the UK at doing this kind of research. Researchers at King’s College London recently measured more than 15,000 men’s penises in an effort to find out what is “normal penis size”. They hoped the research would help address “the concern that some men have about their penis size” 

3 thoughts on “Scientist Discover the Perfect Penis

  1. My wife had some shocking “mutilation” by (women) OBGYNs during childbirth for our (amazing)1LD kids and, while somewhat sloppy and loose, her “post partum” pussy was always a deliciously wet and very slippery twat that has been a constant source of pleasure to both os us (her several multiple times at one go) over the years., recently, however, the poor soul suffered a prolapse which resulted in a hysterectomy and reconstruction of front and back. But her beautiful life-giving valley of desire has gone, the (woman) gynaecological surgeon has recreated a very tidy twat….. nice and neat from the outside, (mown like Wembley) but that lovely black hole of Calcutta, that dreamy, slippery, welcoming tunnel of love with labial overflows of lava from Vesuvius, that fuckn big growler, has gone. She has pain having sex now and my cock seems to be the problem. The surgeon clearly didn’t account for the fact that her husband has a whopper. I have to gently stretch her capacity to take it all…..which will take practice and patience. We will get through this and I love her with every fibre of my body. But shouldn’t the surgeon ask the husband for advice before she re-arranges the garden furniture? I like mowing that grass and so does my wife. She is an amazing bird. And pussy and dick are a wonderful pair when suitably sized together. I long to sail away for a year and a day in a beautiful pea green boat. And hand in hand, by the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon, the moon, they danced by the light of the moon. Thanks for the heads up on ideal size. Hope the OBGYNs read this research and allow a little more room for more than the average grass-fed beef out there.

  2. The perfect penis for sure, but I’d say that you have such a super-wwwwwwwwoooooooowwwwwwww-dream-dick so super-beautifully-big-&-hard! I LOVE and worship it!

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