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Hey Seb, I’m Stephen and I’m in NZ, I have been on and off your website HaPenis because I am an unashamed penis lover, owner and a constant wanker, an average male oriented man. I […]

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When You stand up for masturbation. You smile more. You are more loving. You forgive more. You respect differences. You are kinder to yourself. You become less judgemental. You do more and talk less. […]

Grandeur d’Heaven

My Glorious Son, What else can I say? You are my most valuable. More valuable than both heaven and earth. You are my glorious son, the ocean laden with pearls. Within you is my […]

Foreplay, Ejaculation & After-play.

Healthy Male Masturbation should include foreplay, ejaculation, and most importantly after-play. Foreplay, you begin to feel more relaxed. You might even watch some porn, gently rubbing your cock through your pants. You might think […]

Most Men Masturbate for 5 Minutes

Most men masturbate for 5 to 10 minutes before ejaculation. This is disgraceful and tragic! writes  marcsknob. If you are a beginner you can learn to be a proficient Bator quite quickly! If men has even […]

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Whoa! I Feel Good

Growing up as a young man in a lower working-class Roman Catholic Irish family in the 1960’s despite being constantly reminded that touching myself down there was a a “GRAVE MORAL DISORDER”, I began my […]

Knocking on Heaven’s Door

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A G(o)D WANK

People who think wanking cannot be spiritual, simply haven’t had a g(o)d wank. This ritual begins and ends in silence. This is your erotic practice an opportunity to celebrate yourself. Practice and practise, edging […]

What Is A ‘Pornosexual?’

What Is A ‘Pornosexual?’ The New Sexual Orientation For Those Who Watch Porn, And Shun Real Sex. According to Medical Daily, the new term describes a person whose ‘sexual orientation is linked solely to […]

What is the Best Religion 4 Wankers ?

Sufi view [ a safety valve for the sexual energy] Sufi scholar G Bennett states that “for all those who are not committed to working on themselves for their transformation, masturbation acts like a […]

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Many will have favourite songs or even playlists for having sex to. But, what about masturbation. What makes a best song to include in your wanking playlist? More Wanking Tunes Related CoxologyStanley The Manlybeauties […]

The Tree of Life

I am the envy of the forest. My Cock is the tree of life. Each Branch exists because of the fruit. If the foot of the trees were not tied to earth, they would […]

Cockiness & HaPenis

HaPenis is to believe you can do it. Cockiness is to be believe you can do it better than everyone else… Related CoxologyGranddad Dick GalleryLoving MenWords Of Advice For Young PeopleOlder Amateur Men Nudepersonal […]

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I discovered a new jerk off technique recently. I often edge for 2-3 hours or more – one night (sitting in my computer chair) I had a boner – my foreskin was pulled, and […]

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Here I am shooting a massive load after 81 minutes making love to my beloved. With my big cock it feels really, really tight. I love knowing men wank watching my beloved videos. Related […]

(Slow Lover)

Jerking off with your hand flying up and down is fucking ridiculous. I feel my cock and balls with slow, horny pleasure. I tease and edge it until it’s almost unbearable. I like to […]

Best Fleshlight Tips :  Lube Your Tube

Before Penetration do please spend some quality time slowly and sensually finger your favourite lube into your fleshlight. Never use any commercial lube, if you read about their ingredients believe me you don not […]

Locker Room Wanking

I was in the locker-room at gym once time .there was this guy he had the biggest most fattest cock i had ever seen he must not of noticed me getting ready after a swim […]

Zen Zpanking

Zen Zpanking Wanking Technique from the A – Z of Hapenis This zappy technique works best when you have a solid erection. For this technique the breathe is really import. Close your eyes and […]