(Slow Lover)

Jerking off with your hand flying up and down is fucking ridiculous. I feel my cock and balls with slow, horny pleasure. I tease and edge it until it’s almost unbearable. I like […]

John Mayer on Masturbation

“I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make […]

2 Edge or Not 2 Edge

A bloke called Matt has posted a video on YouTube explaining why he believes that prolonged periods of edging while wanking can be bad for your sexual health. He argues that the habit of […]

ForePlay & AfterPlay

Healthy Male Masturbation should include foreplay, ejaculation, and most importantly after-play. Foreplay, you begin to feel more relaxed. You might even watch some porn, gently rubbing your cock through your pants. You might […]

The Blessed Virgin

A contributor to a discussion group for masturbating catholic priests wrote the following that seems to show beautifully how masturbation can be turned into a truly spiritual Catholic experience. As a catholic priest for years, […]

Ritualized Worship

I am a 54 year old male artist. I have been looking for someone to help me realize my interests in what I call ritual cock worship for a long time. I have […]

Self Love During Isolation

When you can’t be with anybody but yourself; It involves appreciating your own body. Appreciating yourself for who you are. Finding beauty in yourself. feeling healthy. Being nude and free. Nourishing the body […]

Almighty Members 3

Almighty Members Gallery 3, always Re member That Each Member has his own gallery. dick to reveal. If you would like your almighty to be included in a future gallery please submit below.

What do sad people have in common?

It seems they have all built a shrine to the past and often go there and do a strange wail and worship. What is the beginning of HaPenis? It is to stop being […]

This is Xperiment 12

Speak but little, and that little only when thy own purposes require it. Heaven has given thee two ears but only one tongue, which means: listen to two things, but be not the […]

Absolute Absolution?

As you approach ejaculation, gently whisper repeatedly to your self continuously, “I am totally gorgeous,I am totally gorgeous,I am totally gorgeous,I am totally gorgeous………….”. As you begin to ejaculate, this whisper should turn […]

b4 bedtime

Well I am over 67 and within 3 years I will be 70 every time I see a handsome man my cock stirs and I come home and masturbate so hard i can […]

Your Seed Pouch

Lanterns Hang from the night sky So that your eye might draw One more image of love upon your silk canvas Before sleep. Words from Him have reached you And tilled a golden […]

Private Fantasy

It’s certainly not what you would discuss with your mates down the pub on a Saturday night. But in reality it’s a lot more common than most men care to admit. For most […]

Open Call

I created the Art of 60 Seconds Porn Festival, as I was very aware that I really wanted to explain what I mean by the concept of porn as art. I had an […]

Quality Cock Time

I have spend nights just spending some really quality time with my cock. Blown some of my biggest and best loads. One of those nights when you feel like swanking for a couple […]

Serving HaPenis

The solution lies in choices that truly makes you happy, in other words the highest thought you can possibly have about yourself, you as a happy individual. Those that love you will still love […]