an exfoliating daily wash

Well, at least I’m fucking honest…the only time I ever wash my fat cock is at the rugby club. I like to use Clean, an exfoliating daily wash by Johnson & Johnson, available in the Uk at Boots. I apply it liberally directly on my cock. Using a soft cloth I give my cock a gentle scrubbing. I then wash it down firstly with ice cold water and then, with warm. I love to cunt_inue bi/ beginning to stroke myself, I stimulate my cock with the wash cloth while cleansing myself. Sometimes this gives me a bit of a stiffee as I love to rub the head with the cloth. After I am clean, I begin to slowly and sensually pull the foreskin back off the head, and apply a generous amount of the exfoliating daily wash onto the head. I wash the head of my cock with one hand while holding the shaft with the other. The feeling of rubbing the head is tremendous. It sends chills down my shaft. Sometimes, I insert a tantric finger into my arsehole. And move it in and out several times, while rubbing my entire shaft with more of the exfoliating daily wash. Sometimes, I leave the finger in my hairy arsehole while rubbing head of my cock. I also love the feeling of my cock just before I shoot my exfoliating daily wash. I sometimes stop, and regain some relaxation in my shaft before I start rubbing it again. It has to be the best way to wash your cock, now everyone is doing it. I fuckin’ love the RUGBY CLUB.

Size & Desire: It’s Girth Not Length By Dillon Toyne

It’s a fact that the average sized penis is approximately 6.5”- 7.0” long, so why do men pander after owning a whopper, isn’t a Mini just as smart, if not smarter than an Cadilac?

If you ask most men does size matter, you’ll probably get a response like, “Its not the size, its what you do with it that counts” or, “it’s the girth you should be interested in baby, not the length.” While both are honest replies, these sorts of response, to an obviously probing question, highlights the uncomfortable relationship between a man’s brain and his penis. Dare it be said, the very essence and centre of his masculinity is being put on the spot here! The reality when it comes to driving big motors is that most women prefer the cute and nifty Mini to the understated grandiosity of the Caddy In today’s fair and equal society you would assume that gay men would have the same regard for big’uns as their heterosexual sisters, nice to look at but you wouldn’t want to ride one. However, many a gay lad is known to be fond of the tag XXXL often extending a warm welcome to “the newest and biggest boys in the girls’ class”.

To those particular big boys: listen up, finding an adequate parking spot amongst the twinks, muscle marys and boyish babes hanging out in Soho is gonna be, trust me, not that easy. Boys and girls, it ain’t “big is best” it’s, “how snug is my red-hot motor gonna feel in your parking slot?”

So read on and learn that big is often a drawback not an advantage, it can so often wreck a perfectly good relationship-if you’ll pardon the unintended pun-by coming between two people. It’s not my intention to talk about why big boys are so sort after and admired by women and men alike, rather I’m more interested in the problems big lads face in their day to day lives. For example, how does a big guy who’s over thirty maintain his erection for any decent length of time without the aid of some diamond-shaped chemical stimulant? Think about it, a big dick needs more blood than a small dick; any problems with circulation and you’re straight down the doctor for some jolly blue Viagra. Then there is the problem of only being able to put the tip of your stick, into the mud, because the puddle ain’t as deep you first thought.

Being big is a problem for many men who measure up beyond the average mark, so think long and hard you small guys about wanting to play with the bigger boys. Whether making a frontal assault or one on the rear, big boys don’t always have it so easy.

Someone once told me that if I had 5 inches I’d be a very different person, and although I think this person was trying to have a go at me I do think they were probably right, but not having 5 inches I cannot be 100% sure. Yes being above average does offer a degree of self-confidence that those who were at the back of the queue for willies, I suspect lack. But don’t be fooled, being big brings with it serious problems.

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For women its breasts that are the issue, some women will attempt breast augmentation to ease their sense of inadequacy, but having done so these same women often find they have made an error in their beautification process, and so later request reductive surgery note Jordan a.k.a. Katie Price or is that Andre? Equally some men have sort the skills of the surgeon to enhance their own standing in the arena of love. But have these guys ever thought how embarrassing it can be when you are walking down the street, dressed in a pair of loose fitting boxers underneath those baggy jeans, and you get a stiffy? You can’t hide such things when you are well endowed, well not as easily as those with smaller dicks. I was reliably informed once, by an East London prostitute who has many years of experience in the SM scene, that “those you’d say were well endowed expect to get their cocks abused… why? Cos its so big.” When I asked what was meant by “abuse their cock” I was given a long list of punishments beginning with spanking and gentle whipping, progressing on to, “the insertion into the client’s urethra of several graduated, sounds or metal rods” and sometimes ending with the “piercing ritual”, ouch! There is of course always the advantage that being hung like a horse means you can push the shopping cart while not actually being near the thing, but that should only be a party trick, performed amongst the very closest of friends and never in public.

I am a first-hand witness to the dreadful consequences such bravado can have upon a couple and wiser for the experience. Ever since my ex stormed out of the local mini-market, announcing to the shocked onlookers that I was not her boyfriend, but some stalking pervert with a thing about grocery shopping, I have carried a basket rather than push a cart around the aisles of the out-of-town Safeways.

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Three months after the incident with the shopping cart I heard my ex shout back at me, as she walked through passport control on her way to a new life, “It was all those f***ing afternoons I came home from work to find you watching that queer guy on Supermarket Sweep that convinced me we weren’t compatible.” Finally, to all you guys still reading, ask yourself this, if you were/are a big lad, how’d you know your partner is interested in you, maybe its just what you keep hidden in your pants that keeps them sweet? I have asked myself this question every time I chat somebody up and I am forever coming up with the same unreliable answer, “Its my mind they are interested in not my dick”. Then something happens once too often; as you kiss last-night’s conquest goodbye you are given a phone number, which later when you call it you are greeted with those immortal words “Can I take your order please sir?” Its then you realise the girls and or boys are only interested in what’s down your pants. Eventually you find yourself surfing the Internet for anything on “cheap rate penile reduction surgery”.  Of course you will always get those who are envious of another man’s endowment, but they are the deluded ones, the hypocrites. While feebly dismissing the significance of size, they secretly hanker for that 3” diameter vac pump.

Which leaves just one last thing to say, come on people give the big guy a break, its hard enough as it is being big, but having to live up to everyone’s great expectations only adds to the pressures of being the “the boy with most to offer”.

Size & Desire: It’s Girth Not Length  By Dillon Toyne

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Men don’t want to expose themselves for several reasons. One of which is that this  heterosexual fear, like that every man wants to put their mouth on it, if it is exposed. Like this unbelievably appetizing thing, when in reality the penis is the most heinous looking device in the universe. It’s like a bean … Read moreunbelievably appetizing

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Ginger has been used for over 5,000 years as a healing herb in Chinese and Indian medicine, its also one of the most popular cooking spices in the world. Known as the herb of passion, as mentioned in the Kama Sutra. Ginger is known as a warming herb contains Gingerol, a chemical that is related … Read moreGinger : Erection & Sexual Health Benefits

86.33% of men are growers rather than showers

In one study of 80 dicks n dudes, researchers found that the size of a man’s soft cock and its full erect length increases from flaccid to erect lengths ranged from less than a quarter-inch to 3.5 inches longer. Whatever the clinical significance of these data may be, the locker-room significance is considerable.

You can’t assume that the bloke with a big, flabby cock gets much bigger with an erection And the blokes whose penis cocks looks tiny might get a surprisingly big erection. An analysis of more than a thousand measurements taken by sex researcher Alfred Kinsey shows that shorter flaccid penises tend to gain about twice as much length as longer flaccid penises. A penis that doesn’t gain much length with an erection has become known as a “show-er,” and a penis that gains a lot is said to be a “grower.” These are not medical terms, and there aren’t scientifically established thresholds for what’s a show-er or a grower. Kinsey’s data suggest that most penises aren’t extreme show-ers or growers. About 12% of penises gained one-third or less of their total length with an erection, and about 7% doubled in length when erect.

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It’s another gentle revolution of our times. A revolution that has taken art out of all those snotty art galleries and taken it onto the best canvas in the world, a man’s body. How beautiful, how magnificent.

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Men care more what their mates think of their cock than their partner. The University of Victoria in Australia carried out a survey on 738  men. 

The study found majority were happy with their cock size in the bedroom, but most still felt insecure when comparing their manhood to other males. Victoria University Doctorate of Clinical Psychology graduate Dr. Annabel Chan Feng Yi carried out an online study of 738 men about their body image. She found most of the men, aged between 18 and 76, were insecure about their weight, build, and even their penis size. But instead of being concerned over what their girlfriends may think of their physique, many admitted it mattered most what their friends thought.

Dr. Chan said: ‘Men’s pre-occupation with size was rarely to do with pleasing sexual partners or even appearing as a better sexual partner. ‘It was often more about competition with other men.

Many felt most insecure about their size in environments where other men might see them, such as gym change rooms.’ She said those who suffered from ‘locker room syndrome’ were actually content with their size when it came to sexual matters with their partner. But a desire to compete against other males led to an obsession with body building and being muscular – especially among homosexual men who were surveyed.

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She continued: ‘The research demonstrates that societal pressures on body image are certainly not unique to women and that while men share similar body image concerns they often don’t have the appropriate forum to discuss them or adequate professional support to deal with them. ‘There is clearly a need to provide more research-based training for clinicians working in this field and public awareness to de-mystify and de-stigmatising the topic of male body image.’ But while men don’t seem to put too much emphasis on what their partners think of penis size, recent research shows it is still very important to the 21st Century woman. Women were shown several images of the male form with varying combinations of height, shoulder-to-body ratio and, of course, penis length.

Women were then asked to rate the attractiveness of each man – with penis size ending up the most influential factor, according to the research published in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (PNAS) earlier this year. Researchers at the University of Ottawa, Canada, found that while women’s opinions were influenced by a variety of physical features – tall and broad-shouldered men tended to be favoured over shorter men with bigger waistlines – the size of a man’s penis reigned supreme in the attractiveness stakes.

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I nudged him to move over onto his back. He flipped like a book-page in the wind and settled with his knees pulled tight to his chest. “Ah, I see you’ve done this before.” I commented. He was about to respond, but the sudden pressure of my log jamming right back down into his guts forced a rush from his lungs into a gasping-yelp. “That’a boy!” I teased, and resumed plunging in long-fast strokes. ‘Ungh! Ungh! Urrngh!’ rang in my ears; I knew it was the motion of the bed-springs combined with the strength of my hips that was knocking the wind out of him, but I loved the thought that it was my cock instead. I switched occasionally, steadying him and proceeding to jack-rabbit his loosening hole. His yelps and gasps would then be replaced with a long ‘Aaarrrg’ that was Mozart to my horny ears. I began feeling the heat in the room and sweat dripped off my nose and chin onto his collar-bone. Between holding my upper arms and grabbing at my chest, he suddenly reached behind my head and pulled me to his open mouth. The bitch lapped the sweat off my face while my cock sloshed in his gaping fuckhole. That put me over the edge. I held him down by his chest with one hand, ripped out of his wet-pussy and whacked my load off in a frenzy. Spritzing his chin, belly, then another strong-blast landed across his face. Flicking the last drops off I shoved it back in and continued to fuck this sloppy-puppy. My seed in his eye began to sting and I watched his face screw-up into a snarl.

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He swiped at it, then wrapped his mitt around his own prong and pulled until I felt his hole clamping down real-fucking hard. I grabbed his thighs and lifted them against my belly… raising his butt off the mattress. I was almost standing upright which allowed my dickhead the right angle to punch his magic-spot over and over again. Like him, I knew what really got him off, and this was it. I knocked his gland and suffered his grip while the rest of him twisted and writhed, jacking his own ball-juice all over his face and the sheets on either side. The constant yell of orgasm, combined with the clenched-fist of his ass around my prong usually brought a second-inning for me, and this time I let it go deep into his guts… imagining I’d cause him to choak when it reached the back of his throat. Soaked from head to toe in sweat, I released my hold and let his body drop like a bag of wet cement. Breathing and groaning like he’d just run a marathon, he lay there; arms and legs flailed-out in all directions, covered in sperm. Sperm that was worked-out long and hard. The stink from his freshly fucked asshole and all that goo filled my lungs. He was a mess, and I loved it. He loved it, too. I collapsed down on top of his spent-self and slid up until I could lay fully on the bed. Rolling onto my back, I reached under his armpits and dragged his slimy-self up my front until he could lay a’top me with his face sideways on my chest. After smelling – then tasting the sweat from my armpit, I knew from experience that the heaving of my chest would soon lull him into a deep, and well-deserved sleep. I felt like a god with this guy. I was all the man he could handle, and I was the perfect cushion to curl-up on when the fucking was over. In the morning I’d get to tongue that hole of his back into wakefullness and start the day anew (Joe’s Bridge)

 

The Rugby Coach

My name is Rob and I live in Australia, 6′ 2″, brown hair, broad chest, not flat but not fat with a soft brown fur, thick thighs and a nice rugby ass. I had just moved from Sydney to Melbourne. In Sydney I was part of a great team, a lot of really sexy guys, (but none of them were gay!). So I was moving to Melbourne because my partner was offered a really great job. In Melbourne rugby doesn’t really exist, it’s all about Aussie rules football here, which I wasn’t really interested in. To play rugby you had to drive almost and hour and a half. But after three months of no exercise I had no choice but to take the drive. So I sign up and meAt the guys. They were not a sexy as my last team which was really disappointing because that’s 75% of the reason why I play. In fact there was not one guy that turned me on. I guess now I could shower without wearing my jockstrap to hide my boner. It was the day of my first training session with the new team. I went into the locker-room to change and there where a bunch of guys hanging around, some nude. I felt quite comfortable to strip down knowing that I wasn’t going to get caught with a massive hard on. So I stripped down and thought I might as well make the most off it so I walked around in the nude for a while and met some of the other guys, and to show off my cock! Then a big voice from the front of the room yelled ‘c’mon fellas’, I was the coach who I hadn’t met yet. Everyone started heading out to the field, I quickly walked over to my stuff to get changed when I saw the coach approaching me. He was about 5-7 years older then me, about 47-48 or so, He was really hot, his thick arms were covered in a thick layer of hair, the same colour as the hair that poked out the top of his tight polo shirt. I could se his nipples pressing against his shirt and his tree trunk legs nearly tearing his shorts, his cock was bulging. He stopped to shake my hand. “Hi, I’m James the coach” he said, “Call me Jim”. “I’m rob…..ahhhh… I’m new” I replied nervously looking at his big fingers, then up his chest to his beautiful face, his eyes were amazing. We chatted for a couple of minute, I couldn’t take my eyes of him. He was standing so close I could smell him, and hear the noise when rubbed the stubble on his face with those big hands.

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Then it happened, I didn’t even notice. I guess I forgot that I was naked! But I felt a little pressure on my cock, I had got an erection, god knows how long I had it. But because he was standing so close it was pushed right against his thigh. He must have noticed. I looked down and gasped! I freaked out I was looking for my towel to cover myself. Once I had I looked up and he just had a little smile on his face. I didn’t know what to say! He stood there, and then he slowly licked his bottom lip while making eye contact with me. I don’t know why but I didn’t respond and looked away. I then felt him move closer and run his hand up the slit in the towel and gave my still hard cock a couple of tugs and then turned around and walked out to the field, he turned and looked at me as he walked to the door. My heart was pumping a million miles an hour; I got a great view of his ass as he left the locker-room. While we where training I couldn’t even look at him. But every time I took a quick glance at him, yep, he was looking right my way. I began to get horny again and build up a little courage. So I stated to stare at him. He was subtly re-adjusting his cock while looking at me, so I gave him a bit of the same. It was time to hit the showers. Jim had disappeared, all the guys were in the shower but I wanted to wait for Jim so I could get a look at his cock. It was getting a little late so I jumped in the shower fully naked. There were two other younger guys in there finishing up. I didn’t know but they were the last to leave. I heard someone locking the doors of the locker-room, I ran out there to tell them that I was still in here. And it was Jim! I stood there dripping wet, and without saying a word he approached me with a smile on his face. I put my hand on his sweaty, hairy thigh and slowly and firmly dragged my hand up his thigh to his beautiful ass, and pulled him even closer. His hands clutched my ass and started to squeeze my cheeks really hard it almost hurt. I slipped one of my hands down his shorts and rubbed it up and down his warm, wet and hairy ass crack, I kept pulling my hand out to smell his sweet smell. My cock was now rock hard and dripping pre cum, and I was dying to see his.

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I pulled my hand out of his ass and rubbed his cock through his shorts. He kept saying ‘you’ve got the best ass’ and breathing really heavy. His cock was nice and hard, big but not too big. He stopped rubbing my ass and with no warning grabbed my shoulders and pushed me to my knees. My mouth was watering; He pulled his shorts down to  his knees to reveal a massive bulge in his jockstrap. I lunged for it. Rubbing it and licking it for a couple of minutes, I slid my finger in between his legs to play with his hole. He sounded like he was going to cum! He pulled my head away and took a couple of deep breaths. I ran my hands under his tight polo shirt and rubbed his belly and pecks. He then pulled me up so we were face to face again. We kissed saliva was dripping down both our chins; his stubble on my face was a real turn on. He was licking my ears when he whispered ‘lick my ass……………lick it’.

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Without any hesitation I went to my knees again, he hiked one of his legs up and rested it on a bench, and with those big hands he spread one of his cheeks. I didn’t muck around I just went for it rubbing my face up and down his crack, tounge fucking him, fingering, the lot, He was moaning so loud ahhhh, yyyyeah, oh lick it, lick it, oh fuck me’ his ass started rocking back and forth on my face. I reached through his legs and grabbed his cock and released it. I licked for a good ten minutes. He turned around and slipped his cock into my mouth, all round my lips were wet from all the saliva, I could feel pubes on my face, and I could still smell it. Surprisingly he liked his cock sucked slowly, and he wanted me to look him in the eyes. I worked his whole shaft and big balls; I started jerking my own cock. He pulled me up and gave me a big wet kiss and told me to lie on the bench, he pushed my knees to my chest and went to work on my ass with his tongue.

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Slowly fucking me with it, I was in heaven, running my fingers through the hair on the back of his head. I shut my eyes and enjoyed it. Then I felt the tip of his cock at my hole. Slowly it went in, He had it all in and he came down and kissed me, all I could taste was ass. He kissed me and slowly started to fuck me, pulling it all the way out then back in again. I shut my eyes and enjoyed it. Then I felt the tip of his cock at my hole. Slowly it went in, He had it all in and he came down and kissed me, all I could taste was ass. He kissed me and slowly started to fuck me, pulling it all the way out then back in again. He kissed me and slowly started to fuck me, pulling it all the way out then back in again… He got faster in no time and soon he was riding me hard… I looked up at him as he took of his polo shirt while he was fucking me to show of his hairy chest and beautiful pecks. I jerked my dick and came all over my stomach, he pulled his cock out and got me on my knees and jerked like hell. Then it sprayed everywhere in my mouth on my tits. I stood up and we kissed and the come on my chest rubbed into his, we both had cum on our chins. We licked each other up then jumped in the shower. True story, if you want to hear more leave a reply below.

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A game played with straight people to see who has more balls, metaphorically. the game is played in several ways. The most simple, and weakest, is the kiss. One ‘player’ moves in for a sensual kiss until one of the ‘players’ backs off. I’ve seen this lead to tongues but someone will always pull away. Another way gay chicken is played is by groping the other ‘players’ genitals or breasts or anything you can get your hands on. The most common form of the game is gay pillow talk in which each interaction escalates until someone laughs or just can’t respond. Lastly, ‘players’ can initiate dry humping sessions. Hardcore ‘players’ will use a combination of three tactics to win the game. Some have been known to even use all four tactics at once. This plan of attack is very tricky.(from Urban Dictionary)

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