Zen and The Art of Fucking

Zen as in, You will never be a good fucker, until you get fucked.

The Art of Fucking” from taoist doctor of the seventh century, Li Tung-Hsuan Tzu. His 1600 year old Fucking Tips poetically described nine styles of fucking, by varying the direction, the speed and the depth of the thrusts. It’s strange that something that was written nearly 1,600 years ago is still so fucking relevant.

  • Strike on right and on the left like a honest warrior boring the enemy rows
  • You raise and plunge suddenly like a wild horse cutting through a path through a torrent of mountain.
  • And you like a cloud of gulls withdraw return playing above the waves.
  • Carry out major penetrations and small surface blows taquins and, a such picorant sparrow of the rice grains.
  • Penetrate superficially then more deeply, towards the right-hand side and the left, as would fall a large stone being inserted in the sea.
  • Return slowly in the manner of a snake in its nest.
  • Charge quickly, a such frightened rat regaining its hole·
  • Fly over and strike as an eagle follows a hare in escape.
  • Go up and plunge deeply, like a magnificent boat on the floods facing a wild wind.

Recommended Further Reading

The Art of Fucking: Pornographic and Cinematic Transgressions by FX Pope https://cinapse.co/the-art-of-fucking-pornographic-and-cinematic-transgressions-by-fx-pope-b2f0fbf2480b

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